so much more like spider-man than you will ever be

Vinny, I'm at Katsucon chillin' with Abby (fragmented_sky?). WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

 

I'm not actually attending Katsucon; jaceekei and I just crashed to hang with our friends and now we're in their hotel room drinking and looking at photos of people wearing horse masks.

 

A'ight.

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PEE ESS THIS POST IS PRETTY IMAGE HEAVY so like, don't try to read it on your phone. Does anyone actually use LJ on their phone? Dude, why? Anyway, this is the kinda thing I've been reading lately cause fuckit Marvel is better than my stupid life:

( nowadays, sue would just say 'fuck you' and invisiblast some whiny bitches )

Also known as "STAN LEE AND JACK KIRBY REJECT YOUR FOURTH WALL".

So does Mark Waid:

( discovering this issue was the highlight of last month for me )

(I didn't like Mark Waid a couple years ago after I don't even remember but it was a terrible Spider-Man storyline that had something to do with JJJ becoming mayor of NYC [though that's not what I had a problem with I think?], anyway, I take back all my whining because his FF run was ~marvellous~ the end.)

So I started writing a con post and then was like MEHHHHH and decided to finish it later. This is therefore just a post to confirm that I am, in fact, still alive. Also con was cool. Especially Monday. Because this happened:



yeah okay so actually the main purpose of this post was to brag.

(That's not my Ewok, though. Sadly, Kettch jr got lost somewhere on the Atrium level of the Marriott. I know, I'm distraught, too, but together we can get through this loss.)

--the TV is advertising a product called "Yoshi blade". I ... I think I want one.

I'd been wondering what to update with, since it's been five and a half days and I know you've all missed me terribly. I figured this was as good as anything else:



Once again, Spider-Man mixes up his "apprehending the supervillain" and "propositioning him for sex" poses.

( and then he rips off the guy's clothes )

Professor Saporta held a seminar outside the back of the Garage this evening. Wasted and a little frustrated that most of his students were only fifteen. He taught us that Blink 182 suck, that vodka is the best alcoholic beverage, and also a couple of Uruguayan slang curses.

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS CAN GIVE UP AND GO HOME; THIS IS IT.

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION. GET IRON MAN.